School Rumble R1 DVD Vol. 1

I finally received my School Rumble Starter Set yesterday. Rumor mill had some bad things to say about my main reason for purchasing FUNimation titles. Sadly, that was true.

I'll start with the neat. The collectors tin is cleverly shaped as a locker. Since I have a display case, that's where it will ultimately reside I suppose. Within the locker was the first volume DVD and a 6-page "yearbook" (not counting the cover pages). While the various English signings mean nothing to me (I'm guessing dub fans will enjoy those though), the roster of current characters is neat, though the names are in western order and there are several characters missing which will show up down the road (I think they all should have been there, but what do I know?).

Within the DVD case was a magnet sheet containing Eri, Harima, Karasuma, Akira, Tenma, and Mikoto. Also, a magnet for the title of the series was included. I didn't expect that, but hey, I won't complain.

As to the DVD, it contains the first five episodes of the series. That's a good thing. I haven't looked to see what the rest of the breakdown will be though, so I don't know if any of the remaining DVD's will contain the five-episode count or not. Each episode has the original prolog warning viewers to watch the title in a well-lit room. That's cool because I so rarely see them on DVD's. The DVD contains some extras that I wasn't expecting either, namely an interview with Tenma's seiyuu KOSHIMIZU Ami and Yakumo's seiyuu NOTO Mamiko. Those are always welcome to me.

Since I don't watch English dubs, I have no comment there. However, I have to say that FUNimation fails on the subtitles. No, don't go blaming Tomato because he didn't work on the series, nor did any of FUNimation's stable of translators. Instead, FUNimation outsourced all the translation work for volume 1 to JN Productions. They've done translation work for FUNimation before, but NOT for the subtitles (it was posted on FUNimation's forums that they have a translator credit for Desert Punk, but since Tomato did those subtitles, they must have just been the translator for the dubs). This time they do the subtitles and my main reason for buying FUNimation DVD's got flushed down the toilet -- Japanese honorifics. FUNimation has almost always been great about including all honorifics for their licensed titles (save Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid which was subtitled by ADV and Slayers which for whatever bizarro reason, they had to use CPM's original and not so good subtitles).

I guess JN Productions attended the ADV school of honorifics because only "chan" survives most of the time, but it is ignored as well from time-to-time. Somehow, "senpai" survives as well (I was shocked.). The "san" honorific is force-translated in the subtitles or outright ignored and it is an important thing in episode 5 where Itoko-san demands Harima use "san" when addressing her (which is proper in Japan) but this goes against his bad-boy image. They try to make it work with the "Miss" translation, but remember, these two are cousins and which of your female cousins do you call "Miss?" None I'm betting.

The "kun" honorific is ignored because the translator can't come up with a forced translation, so we'll just pretend it isn't there. "Sensei" is either "Teacher" or "Ms" or "Mr." Ugh. Make me wretch.

I know some Japanese jokes aren't handled well. Because the translators insisted on domesticating the display of Japanese names (meaning, they displayed them western style rather than Japanese style with the family name first), we now have "Kenji Harima" instead of the proper "HARIMA Kenji." What's wrong with that? Well, in the first episode, Harima-kun is looking for his name when Yoshidayama gives him bad information (on purpose) based on seeing the name "Harry McKenzie" (in Katakana of course, not in English) on the board. Its a word pun. Instead, good old JN Productions actually translate it at "Kenji Harima." So not only is the joke blown, they don't even get the blasted name right. Harry McKenzie is a character who will show up in later episodes, so JN Productions shows that while they may read and understand Japanese, they have never even heard of School Rumble and don't care about doing things right.

Seriously, I hope that FUNimation doesn't plan to do the entire series with these losers. It was completely disappointing and irritating for this hardcore fan. Look to Del Rey to see how it should have been done (save for the kappa jokes, which I felt Del Rey didn't do right but that's a minor complaint).

Bottom line: Had FUNimation given me the normal high-quality subtitles, this would have been awesome. As it is, the subtitle problems are going to annoy hardcore fans like myself who are used to quality and a Japanese perspective without losing readability.

Hayate no Gotoku 22

Hayate the Combat Butler 22

SPOILER Summary: Hayate trains for his ultimate attack, leaving Nagi bored and a tad lonely, though she'd never admit it. She's also annoyed that Hina-chan was one of the reasons that Hayate wanted to learn an ultimate attack. She decides to amuse herself by reading some manga as Hayate returns and learns the situation from Maria-san. Nagi finds a fishing manga and decides a trip to Lake Sanzenin on the estate is in order.

Hayate, Nagi, and Maria-san head to the lake where Maria-san is completely into this with outfit and all. She and Hayate have no trouble catching any fish but Nagi continues to lose her rod and reel in the lake. She decides to take Hayate out on the boat and gets all flushed as Hayate holds her. He's doing it to make sure she doesn't fall into the water, but she thinks romantic thoughts. When she gets a bite from the "king of the lake" fish, they end up getting tossed out anyway. Arriving on shore, they find Maria-san enjoying a canned coffee, having landed the monster fish.

Nagi goes to a tub where Maria-san washes her hair while Hayate heads for the indoor onsen. Maria-san learns of yet another misunderstanding from Nagi regarding Hayate while Hayate reflects on the joys of the bath. When someone enters, he wonders if it might be Maria-san. However, it is only Tama. Tama decides the bath isn't hot enough, but when he tries to press the button to activate the heat, he breaks it instead. This brings Maria-san running, who gets a good look at Hayate's manhood, leading to great embarrassment on his part.

Hayate is depressed and when Nagi sees this, she thinks it is because of how cold she was to him during the day. She goes off to do something to cheer him up while Tama joins up with Hayate and they decide to repair the bath. However, Tama again breaks things as he only has paws instead of fingers and with Maria-san caught up in the explosion of water, Hayate has to rescue her. After crashing through a wall and onto the yard of the mansion, Maria ends up comforting the depressed butler as Nagi approaches. The two accidentally trip with Hayate landing on top of Maria-san. This makes Nagi very jealous, as she turns a firework she'd purchased into a bazooka and fires it at Hayate.

Thoughts: Another fun, funny episode. I enjoyed the fishing story, but it was the 2nd-half dealing with baths, boiler, Tama and Hayate that was the funniest to me.

References: As always, let me know what I missed.

1. The shirt Hayate wears as the episode starts says "Namidabashi." I'm looking for some more information here. Considering this was a fishing episode, there is a Namidabashi who appeared in a Pocket Monster Battle Frontier in the episode "The Lake of Hakuryuu!", which was also a fishing episode. Whether the two are linked, I can't say.
   
2. This is pretty obvious, but the bleeped names Hayate mentions when she watches Hayate train are Rocky and Adrian from Rocky! The reference to him being a 60-year old boxer no doubt is a reference to Sylvester Stalone's being nearly 60 when Rocky Balboa was filmed.
3. When Klaus arrives, the bleeped reference he makes after Hayate mentions being bored is the SOS-dan (SOS Brigade), which is the group Haruhi formed after being bored in the anime (and light novel) Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu. Later in the episode, Maria-san uses the phrase "Kinsoku jiko desu" ("It's classified."), which is the catch-phrase of ASAHINA Mikuru from that same series. She also uses Mikuru's pose as well.
   
4. Very obvious, but I'll mention it just the same. When Hayate goes to the manga bookcase, it is naturally filled with the first 12 tankoubon volumes of Hayate no Gotoku.
   
5. The next manga Nagi sees on her shelf is titled Tsuridaisuki Sanpei (Fishing Lover Sanpei), which is a play on the real manga/anime title Tsurikichi Sanpei (Fisherman Sanpei). Indeed, Sanpei is shown on the cover of the manga Nagi read, only with a couple of modifications to his wardrobe.
   
6. When Nagi gets stabbed by the spear, it is actually a "Beam Javelin" used by the RX-78-2 Gundam mecha unit from Mobile Suit Gundam. (thanks to the anonymous person who told me this)
7. The "Gerogi Nax" beverage Maria-san drinks after landing the king fish of the lake is a play on Georgia Max Coffee, which is made by Coca-Cola in Japan.
   
8. In the eye-catch, Maria-san appears to have caught Nemo from Disney's Finding Nemo.
9. In the bath (indoor onsen), Hayate mentions Lilim, which is a reference to the daughters of Lilith from Neon Genesis Evangelion. To further the point, Hayate is humming "Ode to Joy" (Beethoven's Symphony No. 9, final movement) which is the tune the angel NAGISA Kaworu was humming when Shinji found him in the anime, and in a similar pose. To complete the EVA references, Tama and Hayate bathe together with Tama saying similar things as Kaworu AND touching Hayate's hand in a similar way as Kaworu did to Shinji (thanks to Anon, who reminded me of the bath scene in the comments below). The scene ends with a look at the bath stools, which have a logo very much like the NERV logo.
10. One of the statues in the yard looks a lot like a super-deformed Nabeshin (WATANABE Shinichi), who directed titles such as Excel Saga, Poni Poni Poemi, and Tenchi Muyo! GXP.
11. When Hayate and Tama enter the boiler room, "Akira" is the bleeped name when Hayate asks about the boilers main power. That's from the manga/anime Akira.
    

Haou Taikei Ryuu Knight 26

Lord of Lords Ryu Knight 26

SPOILER Summary: Galden, in Dark Knight Steru, continues to school the Ryu-riders with Paffy single-handedly. He ends up putting the others out of commission and dares Paffy to use the power of the Spirit Stone mace (staff as they call it) now that she's wielding it. She's afraid since she doesn't know how to draw on the stone's power and Galden starts wailing on her Magidora. She ends up praying to the stone which unleashes a huge blast which not only send Galden's Steru flying, it also destroys the mountain that the other Ryu's had been "stapled" to by Steru.

Izumi casts a protection spell around his companions as they go flying while Galden is forced to leave Steru for a moment as Idoro appears. She tells him they have to flee to look for their own Spirit Stone, but he'll hear none of it, and re-enters Steru, determined to face Paffy again. Adeu comes on the scene of the battle and is shocked by what he finds. He locates Izume and starts to look for Paffy.

Paffy is having her own troubles as she continues to tell herself how impossible it is to master the Spirit Stone. When she finally comes to, Galden is there and with Steru, drives Magidora off of a cliff. The Ryu unit returns to card form and Adeu races to catch her as she falls. After a brief reunion, Galden arrives. Adeu decides it is time to show Galden a fight and initially summons Ryu Knight Zephyr before transforming it into Ryu Paladin Lord Zephyr. Adeu takes to beating Galden and in the end causes a large amount of rock to bury the Steru unit. Having spent all his strength, Ryu Paladin downgrades to Ryu Knight once again. However, Galden has survived and Steru blasts through the rubble to face Adeu once again.

Thoughts: Well, I'm half-way through the series. Pretty typical shounen stuff.

Haou Taikei Ryuu Knight 25

Lord of Lords Ryu Knight 25

SPOILER Summary: Paffy and company are fleeing from the upgraded Dark Knight Steru as Galden destroys a town to look for them. Elsewhere, Adeu and Zephyr have washed ashore and are met by the old man who sent Adeu on his quest -- the Great Sage Nuzzi. Before he'll allow Adeu to return to his companions, the two of them have a date at the bottom of the sea at the Temple of Time.

Having fled town, Paffy and company are caught by Steru. Izumi tries to get Paffy to flee while they summon their Ryu units to battle Galden. However, an ally, Gratches, attacks with his Ryu unit and allows them all to escape for the moment.

Under the sea, Adeu and Nuzzi enter the temple, where Adeu learns some things about the Jya-ryuzoku. He also learns that his father Rasa was the previous "rider" of Ryu Knight Zephyr and he fought with the Jya-ryuzoku. Nuzzi leads Adeu to another chamber where a priestess awaits. She summons a giant dragon, who's there to test Adeu to see if he's truly worthy of Zephyr. Since Adeu's sword broke in the last battle, he has no weapon and the only one for Zephyr to use is a beat-up looking giant sword attached to the wall. As such, Adeu has to do what he can with what he has, which isn't much.

Paffy and company are still pursued by Galden, with everyone but Paffy summoning their Ryu units to fight. Eventually, Paffy summons Ryu Mage Magidora but all six Ryu units are still no match for Galden and his upgraded unit.

Back in the temple, knowing that Paffy and the others need him, Adeu is finally able to pull the sword off the wall, which also generates a new shield. However, he finds that even with his new weapon and shield, the dragon is made of tougher stuff. Asking for strength from Zyphyr, the Ryu unit transforms itself into a stronger unit while at the same time, Adeu's armor, sword, and shield are transformed as well. Adeu recognizes this as the Ryu unit he saw as a little child and that his father must have been the one he saw. In this new form, Adeu is able to defeat the dragon and thus prove himself worthy.

As the priestess and Nuzzi observed, the priestess reveals herself to be Adeu's long-lost mother. She informs him that the Spirit Stone of Zephyr has accepted him and that he now has control over Ryu Paladin, Lord Zephyr. Before Adeu goes to help his friends, he embraces his mother and promises to return.

Thoughts: The great thing about a shounen series like this is that the writers don't have to worry a great deal about little things like Zephyr being stabbed in the previous episode. And of course, there's the whole "power-up" thing to. However, it was somewhat interesting learning of Adeu's past.

Temple of Time (at bottom of ocean);

Haou Taikei Ryuu Knight 24

Lord of Lords Ryu Knight 24

SPOILER Summary: The witch Idoro resurrects Dark Knight Galden, who'd been slain by Adeu. She tells him that he needs the power of a Spirit Stone in order to defeat the Ryu Knight and he must wait.

Meanwhile, Adeu's party are on the ship looking for the island where Paffy's parents, the King and Queen of Phahuricia have gone into hiding. A giant shell appears and is the Spiral Shell Tower, where Paffy's are hiding. Getting the signal from the royal aide Mirius, the group sets for shore except for the elf thief Katze, who decides to stay with the ship as it makes for port in order that she might try to make money.

Within the tower, Paffy is reunited with her parents while Katze has gone to back to the mainland port. However, before she can make a sale, Galden arrives and forces her to reveal the location of Paffy's parents.

Paffy's mother, Maria, tells the secret of the Spirit Stone that she's been guarding, which is the true power behind the mecha units the group use. A Ryu unit with the power of a Spirit Stone is much more powerful than one without it. Galden's family has been after the Phahuricia one for years, but until Dark Knight Galden appeared, Phahuricia had always beaten them back. The Spirit Stones were designed with the Ryu units to protect Earth Tear from the fearsome Jya-ryuzoku (Helldragons), who are dragon-like in appearance with giant humanoid characteristics.

As Idoro and Galden spy on the island, Idoro detects a Jya-ryuzoku presence and sure enough, something emerges from the darkened sky and hatches to reveal one of their soldiers. As Adeu and company get their butts handed to them by this "low-level soldier," Idoro asks if Galden would like the power of a Jya-ryuzoku. He says he would and he arrives just in time to actually save Adeu's group, who'd been unable to even scratch the dragon-soldier. Galden easily slays it and it is absorbed into his sword. Now his Dark Knight Steru mecha unit upgrades with this new power and Galden begins beating Adeu's party, ending with Adeu's Ryu Knight taking Dark Knight off the tower and into the ocean where Galden stabs the Ryu Knight and leaves. As this happens, the island begins sinking into the ocean again and king, queen, and Mirius escape on a small boat

Thoughts: There's really not a lot to say about these shounen-fare titles. My main goal is to finally finish the bloody thing.

Hayate no Gotoku 21

SPOILER Summary: On a garbage pile in Japan, lightning strikes and brings the robot Eight back to life.

Nagi remarks on Hayate's inappropriate costume for what she has planned has Maria fantasizing about him cosplaying as a girl character, but Nagi wants him out of butler's clothing and into normal, fashionable clothing to come with her to an amusement park. Its her own park, which Hayate thinks is a lot like a certain has-been pop king from the 80's.

As they go through park, which has had no visitors in three years. The mascots are desperate to do something good and to keep their jobs at all costs. In the end, they convince Hayate to come to the haunted house to give it a test run. One of the mascots reveals himself to be Eight, the robot from earlier in the series and form the beginning of the episode. Hayate doesn't remember him. The other people at working as mascots at the park prevent Eight from doing anything major, desperate to ensure they keep their jobs.

Later, robot scientist Makimura tests the new robot named Nine. Nine passes all its tests with flying colors, but when Eight arrives, he easily defeats Nine, takes his special chip, and upgrades himself to Eight-Point-One (8.1). Makumura doesn't remember Eight, which depresses him and he vows to rectify that.

That evening, Hayate is all excited about her day with Hayate as she talks with Maria. He's pooped and Tama decides to take him out. However, Eight arrives instead and Tama's the only one who remember's Eight because he actually watches the anime's opening credits. Eight remembers his past with Makumura and the pain at losing her because he lost to Hayate. So Eight aims to rectify that. However, he states he needs to beat Nagi as well, which brings out the wrath of Tama as well as a lengthy lecture. Before he can finish off Eight, Hayate protects the robot, reminding Tama how lucky they are that Nagi rescued them. Eight repays Hayate's kindness by attacking him, which Nagi and Maria learn about upstairs in bed. However, Nagi isn't concerned, believing what Hayate defeated before, he'll defeat again.

Eight won't go down easy though, but when Makumura arrives and says she remembers him, he's happy...until she summons the proper trash disposal people to comply with Japanese law regarding the disposal of electronic items. Hayate still feels bad for Eight, so Tama emulates Nagi's voice and causes Eight to be spared from the scrape heap. Eight asks Makumura out and she agrees.


Thoughts: Another fun episode with some funny moments and lots of references/parodies. I loved Tama's remarks on how unlike Hayate, he watches the opening credit sequence every episode because that's the only place he's sure to show up in. *lol* Nagi's remarks about the ratings was also funny. The anime is just a hoot to watch.

Poor Nishizawa-san -- only getting a cameo again.

References: As always, I try to find them all and sadly fail. As always, helps is always welcome in catching the references. That's what took so long getting this review up -- researching as many of the references as I could.

1. As Eight revives in the trash pile, a Diclonius face from the anime Elfen Lied is seen.
2. Maria-san fantasizes about Hayate in drag cosplay as Cure Dream from Yes! Precure 5. The narrator even uses the henshin (transformation) sequence phrase from the show.
3. Nagi's private amusement park makes Hayate ask if this is Michael Jackson's house (that was the one reference, even though bleeped out, that I'm sure we all got).
4. One of the signs in Nagi Nagi Land proclaiming the need to be 140cm tall has a female character on it that looks a lot like KOIWAI Yotsuba from the series Yotsuba&! (only with three pigtails instead of four and with different colored hair).
5. The pink chicken mascot at Nagi Nagi Land appears to be Ganmo from the 80's anime series Gu-Gu Ganmo.
   
6. The ultimate move Hayate was about to be shown using in the haunted house was "Rozan Sho Ryu Ha," used by Dragon Shiryu of Saint Seiya.
7. Nine (the dog robot) is raised from underground like an EVA mecha unit from Neon Genesis Evangelion. The howl Nine makes at the end of the test trials is much like the roar let out by the EVA-01 mecha unit as it went out of control.
   
8. The hammer weapon Nine wielded (Kaigo Rudion) sounds and looks a lot like Kai Goldion, the hammer used by the mecha unit GaoGaiGar in the anime/manga series GaoGaiGar.
9. During Eight's memory of robot scientist Makimura, he fantasizes her dressed as Poala from Beet the Vandel Buster anime/manga.
10. I've been told that when Hayate says that he's burned out and looks like white ash, the phrase he uses in similar to the one used by Joe in the boxing series Ashita no Joe.
    
11. Nagi asks Hayate if he used the Kamehameha attack used by Muten Roshi in Dragonball and Dragonball Z. Update: I'm told this is Son Goku's main attack in the series (having learned it from Muten Roshi).
    

Lupin III: Elusiveness of the Fog

Rupan Sansei: Kiri no Eryuushivu
ルパン三世 霧のエリューシヴ

SPOILER Summary: Lupin and Jigen are on the bottom of the ocean near the island of Kiritappu where Lupin is looking for a treasure that Fujiko has talked him into finding. While she sunbathes, Zenigata and police arrive. Lupin and Jigen manage to make it to the boat, and a chase ensues, ending with their boat "cruising" through the streets of Kiritappu until the duo bail out.

The duo flee in Lupin's classic compact yellow car where Goemon is waiting. Naturally, Zenigata and the police are hot on his tail. However, weird things start happening in that people begin to literally disappear from their cars as a fog rolls in. They find themselves at a lighthouse as Zenigata steals a scooter to continue the chase. A flash of light happens and the time traveler Mamo appears. He sends the trio back in time and Zenigata manages to get caught in it with his scooter.

Arriving in the past, the trio find themselves in a battle between the forces of the Shine clan and the Norse clan. Jigen uses his magnum to great effect, but when the trio gets caught in the swamp, he has no choice but to give it up, with Lupin losing his weapon in the swamp. Zenigata crashes down into the Norse village and is taken captive as Lupin and company are taken captive by the Shine troops.

In prison, two soldier disappear and Mamo appears, stating that Lupin XIII stole his girlfriend and he's getting revenge, which will end up killing Lupin III and thus removing Lupin XIII from the future. They break out of prison, but stop to grab a bite from a pot of food and are discovered. In the lady Iseka-sama's chambers, a Norse spy attempts to use Jigen's gun to take out Iseka, but Lupin and company arrive to take care of the problem and Jigen gets his gun back, though sadly, the bullets in the chamber have been used, meaning he's worthless.

They are kicked off the island and given a ride in boat by the boy Takaya. They are ambushed, but defeat the Shine troops and head to Takaya's hut. As they eat and talk, they discuss the legend of the treasure and Lupin thinks coming back to the past will allow him to get it since Iseka's blue-flamed necklace seems part of the legend. A thief named Ofumi (who looks like Fujiko) comes to steal Iseka's necklace, but is prevented by Lupin and company. She gets away and Momo returns, also wanting the time treasure. If Lupin doesn't do what he says, he'll make sure Fujiko is never born.

Goemon takes a job as Iseka's bodyguard and learns that the Shine Island contains lots of natural gas, which they've trapped and use as energy, heat, and lights for their homes in the village. This is what the Norse crave and their chancelor, Obitaki, is eager to keep fighting. The Norse leader, Eshika-dono, is uncertain and wants peace (as does Iseka), but goes along with Obitaki.

As Jigen makes new bullets, Lupin continues to investigate the treasure. He manages to enlist Ofumi's help as they head into the Norse village, looking for the White Tamayura treasure that Takaya has given them a clue for. Things go well, but then Ofumi betrays them in an attempt to get the treasure herself. However, she learns that the clue of Takaya was a lie and he was using them to attempt to avenge the death of his father, who was killed at the orders of Obitaki.

Regrouping to meet Mamo's three-day deadline, Lupin sees the natural gas flames coming from a pipe and hatches a plan. He has Ofumi free Zenigata, who then gets on his bike to pursue Lupin, refusing to believe they are in the past. Lupin enacts his scheme, which involves allowing Zenigata to pursue him into where Lupin has stated the treasure is. Mamo arrives to take possession of the White Tamayura, which Lupin has lead him to believe is a sacred relic on the island, but it is not the real one. Lupin produces a white stone and appears to make Zenigata disappear as well as himself several times, claiming the stone allows him to travel in time. Mamo panics but returning to the future, finds himself still OK. He returns to the past, but as Ofumi moves to take out Mamo and allow Lupin to take control of his time machine, Zenigata comes to and interferes, allowing Mamo to escape.

Lupin starts his next plan while Mamo arms the Norse forces with rifles and machine guns. The leader of the Shine forces is determined to beat the Norse once and for all, not wanting peace talks, and has Goemon disarmed. As they set up their defenses, Lupin and Jigen look for the treasure. The Norse attack, aided by Mamo, begins with the dawn and it is devastating to the Shine troops. Goemon overpowers the guards assigned to them and he and Iseka go to the top of the giant statue on the cliff of Shine Island. There, she pleads for the life of her peopel as Eshika arrives, saying he too wants peace and accepts Iseka's offer to share the natural gas.

Lupin springs his plan, showing a new stone he claims is the White Tamayura. Mamo having been fooled earlier isn't buying it, but Lupin goes through the legend and shows the things happening now are what the legend talked about. Mamo leaves the stone but goes back in time to just before Lupin takes it. Lupin had planned on this and Mamo ends up getting trapped, allowing Lupin access to the time machine. Mamo soon discovers that what he thought was someone trying to kill him with a time machine was the result of his own actions in the past. He brings out Lupin by threating to kill Ofumi. However, Ofumi, aided by Takaya, attack Mamo, allowing Jigen to shoot the knife out his hands and forcing him to flee.

Meanwhile, the statue falls to the sea in a flash of light with Iseka on it. However, Lupin has rescued her in the time machine so all's well. The villagers call the time machine the White Tamayura, which explains the treasure. Zenigata arrives on his scooter and so its time for Lupin and company to return to the present. Zenigata manages to grab the time machine as it returns to Kiritappu. Goemon is forced to destroy the time machine to allow them to escape. They flee on the boat and irritate Fujiko by not having a treasure. Lupin notices that Fujiko is wearing the blue-flame necklace of Iseka, meaning that Ofumi managed to steal it after all. Zenigata starts chasing them again, first by boat, then by car as our adventurers go for their next adventure.

Thoughts: OK, I had to just laugh at the absurdity of Lupin's boat being able to magically skid down the roads without losing speed or anything else. But I digress...

Bringing back Mamo (who first appeared in episode 13 of the first TV series) was a neat idea. I gather that this episode isn't exactly a sequel as Lupin doesn't seem to know Mamo in this special. Regardless, you don't have to have seen to original episode to appreciate this special, but bringing Mamo back was a nod to the fans and 40-years since the manga started.

As to the special itself, I did like it. The concept of having Lupin go back in time was actually interesting. However, the mystery of the treasure was a bit wonky to me and I figured that Mamo was the cause of his own troubles. Still, I never felt bored by the special, which is a good thing.

I almost hate to say this, but I was glad that Fujiko got left behind. Her ancestor was so much more interesting as a character (Fujiko has become way too 2-dimensional). Zenigata was a complete waste of time. I wanted him to be in on actually believing they'd gone back 500-years and work to help get them back to the present. Instead, we get his seiyuu sounding very old and tired saying "Lupin" and "Your under arrest" and "I'm from Interpol" way too often.

I was glad to gee Goemon become a bodyguard for Iseka-sama, because as a samurai, that is what he'd naturally do. He didn't get to do a whole heck of a lot though, which was a shame.

Then there was the problem with Jigen and his gun. Having only the bullets in the chamber of his magnum, I thought, "Why would a professional shooter not carry a whole lot of extra bullets?" I think the writers considered that too late and when Jigen was making new bullets to put in the used casings, I thought, "Were are they getting the gun powder from?"

One final thought -- the special felt at times like a nod to Castle of Cagliostro. It was not only the compact, old yellow car that Lupin was driving, but some of the chases therein seemed to remind me of Cagliostro for some reason.

Shinobi: Heart Under Blade

I've slowly started to increase my watching of live-action Japanese titles, especially if I hear good things about them. Such was the case with Shinobi: Heart Under Blade.

Mild SPOILER Summary: Kouga Gennosuke is the grandson of Kouga Danjo, leader of the Kouga clan of shinobi. He has fallen in love with Oboro, granddaughter of Ogen, leader of the Iga clan of shinobi. Oboro is also in love with Gennosuke and the two meet at the border of their clan's territory where they marry in secret, witnessed by (his?) hawk.

Meanwhile, Tokugawa Ieyasu, the shogun and ruler of Japan, sees the shinobi as a threat to his rule. As such, he summons the leaders of the two shinobi clans -- Danjo from the Kouga clan (older male) and Ogen from the Iga clan (older female) to his castle and seat of power at Sunpu. After witnessing a performance from representatives of both clans, Ieyasu decrees the truce between the two clans is now revoked and that they are to dispatch five of their best shinobi, who will battle each other. Only one will survive.

The two leaders return to their villages to relay the news and to reveal the shinobi chosen for the fight. On the Kouga side, Gennosuke is chosen (gifted with the ability to manipulate move at incredible speeds and can apparently redirect some attacks at him back at the attacker) as well as Muroga Hyoma (male; seer; gifted sword user), Chikuma Koshiro (male; gifted with the use of shuriken and a pair of kunai), Kagero (female; able to breath poison and has a poison kiss), and Kisaragi Saemon (male; teleporter; shape shifter). On the Iga side, Oboro is chosen (has the ability to use her eyes to severely damage folks internally and kill them), Yakushiji Tenzen (male; 300-years old; gifted in the use of a sword and chakrams), Yashamaru (male; uses garrote wires made of women's hair woven together), Mino Nenki (male; beast-like; uses modified, expendable iron claws), and Hotarubi (female; can uses some kind of mist, and summon mass swarms of butterflies).

Danjo and Ogen meet and kill each other, leaving Gennosuke and Oboro in charge of their respective clans. Gennosuke decides to head to Sunpu to find out from Ieyasu why their clans must fight as he is not willing to go back to the warring ways of their clans and longs to be openly married to Oboro. Oboro decides to follow him. As a result, the various shinobi end up facing off and killing each other. Eventually, Gennosuke meets with Tenzen, who reveals that the time of the shinobi is over. As such, he's betrayed the location of both villages to the shogun, who's dispatched his army to level both villages. Gennosuke defeats Tenzen and eventually has to face his love, Oboro. In order to save their villages, he allows Oboro to kill him and tasks her with getting Ieyasu to stop the attacks. She comes to Sunpu, and after her plea to save the shinobi villages is rejected (the shogun knows of her abilities with her eyes), she stabs her eyes, thus making her a mostly normal human, howbeit blind. This touches Ieyasu, who recalls his troops and the shinobi are allowed to live.

Thoughts: I really liked this movie. I had wondered about the visual effects since this wasn't produced in Hollywood. However, the Japanese do a pretty good job in pulling off the different moves that the shinobi make during the action sequences (while keeping it fairly low on the bloody content). The only moments that really looked CGI to me were the hair-string attacks by Yashamaru, which when wrapping around people looked fake. The same can be said for Koshiro's kunai attacks where the chains look fake when initially wrapping around someone. That aside, it looked really good visually and the action scenes were enjoyable.

The story is fairly simple, but engaging nevertheless. Being a movie, the supporting characters don't get the development they should. We know very little about them beyond their special abilities. The movie does drop little tidbits of information (such as Tenzen being 300-years old or how Kagero obtained her powers of poison), but then there's not much time for character development when the characters are destined to fight and die. I would have loved to have known more about them though, because the various shinobi cried out to me of an interesting back story.

FUNimation sprang for the whole package and have a 2nd disc full of extras. Those interested in special effects will be treaded to a feature on the special effects used in the movie. However, it doesn't stop there as a recorded lecture from the Visual Effects Supervisor is also shown, and he gets into the technical aspects of the work they had to do. A feature showing the filming of the fights at Sunpu Castle is included, which gives a look into the making of the film. Also included are the storyboard collection, the art, a feature on the weapons in the movie, and the TV spots and trailers in Japan. All are subtitled in English.

Also, while I only watched this in Japanese with subtitles (which are up to FUNimation's standards, meaning the honorifics are included), the movie has also been dubbed into English. So those of you who hate to read subtitles can still watch the movie, though you are out of luck concerning the extras.

Tenchi News

Since I know not everyone checks my Tenchi Muyo! FAQ site, I thought I'd share some news provided to me by Atonashi here as well.

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GXP Novel 4 will be out in a few days, on 8/20.

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This year's Summer Comiket started today (8/17) and Kajishima is represented with the usual Kamidake + Kajishima Onsen doujin pair, #8 and 7.08 respectively.

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The Ryoko and Ryo-ohki story from 6.12 is continued in 7.08 and then there's some stuff between Minaho and Noike and Airi before their Earth trip. That second story is supposed to continue in the next issue. Kamidake 8 is again a genga collection like it's been lately, only the cover is new.

In his status report Kajishima says the GXP book will be out in August as already mentioned and that it's not yet certain when Seikishi Monogatari will be aired, but work has started on scripts and designs. I guess that means the production team has started on it and not just him because otherwise it wouldn't be news.

I don't have the actual doujins yet so this is based on what I've heard but it should be accurate.

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I may try to score 7.08 for myself, assuming it isn't already sold out.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 27 (finale)

SPOILER Summary: Naneel sends her death spell out over Marmo, and also into Lodoss and as far as the city of Rood. In Marmo, the Ancient Gold Dragon Mycen shields the dragon riders of Moss from the spell and King Kashue orders his mages to cast protection spells. King Etoh arrives with a hoard or clerics and casting a powerful protection spell, they are able to cancel out the death spell of Naneel.

Kardis hovers over and in the ceremony room as Spark decides to fight the deity. Of course, his blind attack is easily repulsed to the amusement of Naneel. Leaf and Greeves attempt to cast spells, but are stopped by Kardis. The connection between Spark and Neese is reformed so that Neese is able to see out. Naneel and Neese talk about Neese's destiny as the doorway to summon Kardis. Neese casts a holy spell (prayer) of Marfa within her mind, which causes her physical body pain. Apparently, Neese's wish to destroy Naneel and Kardis gives them strength.

As the armies gathered at Rood quickly take ships to the Marmo shore, the moron, Spark presses forward and somehow gets pulled into where Neese and Naneel are. Naneel tells him he can't kill her without killing Neese, whom he's sworn to protect. Neese confirms this, so Spark grabs Neese and gets her away from Naneel. He tells her sappy stuff and she returns in kind. Now, she decides to accept Naneel and casting a second prayer to Marfa, Naneel is surprised to find herself not taking control of Neese but rather just the opposite. As it turns out, Neese has summoned Marfa, who has sent Kardis packing and done something with Naneel. Spark is given a choice -- have Neese returned to him, or to fully summon Marfa, who will bring peace and happiness to the world at the cost of Neese's life. He chooses Neese.

Before leaving, Marfa bathes Marmo with light, turning it into a lush island instead of a dark one. She also brings back the people slain by Naneel, including Garrack. Spark shows up with Neese and much later, Spark is made an official knight (of Flaim) and Parn is changed from Free Knight to Knight of Lodoss. Parn and Deed head off to someplace and Lodoss is all sunshine and lollipops.

Thoughts: You know, I only started watching this title because I saw the cover of a RightStuf catalog which had the chibi, super-deformed characters from the OVA there (and who show up in the shorts at the end of each TV episode). It seemed interesting to me and so now, here I am finally at the last episode.

This series was way to mired in shounen fare to be good. There were good elements to be sure, but the shounen stuff was just a bit much at times, as it was in this episode. Besides, did Marfa completely destroy Kardis? Naneel? I'm not sure, though it sorta seemed like it with the narrator saying something about darkness never returning to Lodoss. And what of Karla? I'm not sure what happened to her either.

I'll have to ponder my final review for the Community Anime Review site, but it won't be a buy.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 26

SPOILER Summary: As Wagnard presses through the pain to complete the extraordinarily long sequence of spells to bring back Kardis, the Grey Witch Karla also begins casting the same spells. The group tries to stop Wagnard but of course fail with Spark nearly getting killed by a death spell. So while Leylia, Slayn, and Aldo go to take care of Karla, Spark and the rest go for Wagnard. Spark is going to be the decoy to allow Garrack to take Wagnard, but Garrack becomes the decoy and allows Wagnard to cast a death spell at him while Spark gets his sword into Wagnard.

At Karla's location, the trio is held captive as she continues her spell casting after informing them that she cares nothing for "good" or "evil," only balance and that right now, only Kardis can restore that balance. She can't be killed because Karla actually inhabits the circlet and not the woman, so killing the female body of the hero from many, many years before wouldn't solve the problem. The circlet must be removed. Parn and Deed arrive and Deed casts a spell at Karla, which is rebuffed. She continues her spell casting and Parn removes the circlet in time.

Wagnard dies and Karla's hold on Leylia, Slayn, and Aldo is released. Neese returns to normal, and there is mourning for Garrack, who's dead. Unfortunately, the woman who'd been Karla somehow finishes the spell for Kardis, making everything return as it was, sans Wagnard. Now Naneel has full control over Neese's body and releases a flood of death spells that begin slaying human and creature alike.

Thoughts: I love how a charging melee fool attacking a wizard somehow manages to pause long enough to let the evil wizard get off a killing spell. Yeah. That's the ticket. But the, someone had to die, didn't they? I also love those moments where fools stand around and that "it's over...PSYCHE!"

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 25

SPOILER Summary: As the hero group enters Conquera, Wagnard's incredibly long ceremony to release Kardis continues with Neese unable to do anything but be trapped in her own mind as Naneel awakens there. The heroes stop to discuss where Neese might be when Ashram comes with Pirotess. Parn has to fight Ashram no matter what, so Spark's party leaves while Parn and Ashram have a fight, leaving Deed and Pirotess to fight while Maar and Hobb stand around and watch.

Ashram reveals his plans to evacuate Marmo to get his people away from that cursed island filled with monsters and that the only reason they invaded Lodoss was to have a home of their own. Hearing this, Parn decides not to make a finishing blow on Ashram and vice-versa. With that, Ashram and Pirotess leave and Parn's party discuss the matter for a while until Hobb and Maar leave to follow Ashram as his battles are just beginning while Parn's are ending.

Spark's party enters the throne room and discuss things for a bit before looking for clues to gain access to where Neese is. Fortunately, the power coming from Kardis reveals it to be under the floor, and so one throne removal later, hidden stairs are revealed and down the party goes. The arrive at the ceremony site, just in time to see Wagnard's appearance change from the power of Kardis and Neese be taken over by Naneel so that now Neese looks like Naneel.

Thoughts: You got to love it when everyone just stands around bloviating for a while even though time is pressing, and then do it again, and again. And of course, personal revenge comes before anything else, even if the whole world is destroyed. Then stand around and discuss it for a while as Kardis is being brought back.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 24

SPOILER Summary: The Ancient Black Dragon Narse has risen, thanks to Karla and now Spark and Parn's parties will have to fight. However, even though it never leaves the ground, its claw, tail, and breath attacks are more than enough to not only fend off attacks from this group of heroes, but to defeat them as well. The battle goes poorly until Queen Shiris and her Moss Highland Dragon Riders arrive. While her dragons are pretty small compared to Narse, they make up for it in numbers and speed.

Leaving Shiris's forces to battle Narse (to Karla's annoyance), the party moves on while Ashram receives intelligence showing that Shiris's forces are currently battling Narse. He knows they have a day at best and so orders a retreat to save his people. Leaving Pirotess to carry out his orders, Ashram leaves to find out what Wagnard is up to.

Narse gives Shiris's Dragon Riders grief, even though this Ancient Black Dragon still hasn't left the ground. Meanwhile the Spark and Parn show arrives at where Karla is. She tells them she wants the balance of Grey, not the tipping of scales to Light or Dark. She reveals that she has been behind things and tells them they are responsible for the final battle with Kardis returning from slumber.

Wagnard continues his lengthy preparations and spell-casting, despite the fact that the curses placed on him cause him pain as he continues to perform the ceremony to bring back Kardis. Ashram pays Wagnard a vist, revealing that he doesn't care if Kardis is brought back or not as he's taking the residence of Marmo and will flee with them to someplace new.

As Shiris's forces take a beating, Narse decides its finally time to take to the skies. However, before he can eliminate these pesky small dragons with their human riders, the Ancient Gold Dragon from Moss, Mycen, intercept Narse and in the brief battle that follows, Mycen wins.

Karla is not pleased by this turn of events and offers the heroes two choices -- die and she will prevent Kardis from being resurrected or they can fight Kardis, but she will aid Wagnard. Spark chooses to fight, even if he can connect his sword with Karla's shadow body.

Th0ughts: I think I'm very tired because I don't have any comments this time.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 23

SPOILER Summary: On the ship bound for Marmo, Spark has a nightmare about Neese and Wagnard. The ship arrives at the shores of Marmo, and Spark's party as well as Parn, Deed, Slayn, Leyila, Maar, and the cleric Hobb set off. As the Grey Witch observes them, Leaf and Deed both sense something not right about the forest they've entered.

Spark is unconcerned and because of this, he, Garrack, Parn, and Maar get separated from the rest of the party. Karla's plan is to ensure balance is restored to Lodoss and to do that as well as stop Wagnard's plans to resurrect Kardis, she has to stop these so-called heroes. Spark and the three others suddenly find themselves fighting mud-beasts while Deed and the remaining members suddenly find themselves fighting gargoyles. All seems lost when somehow Neese, being prepared on the alter to Kardis, makes a mental connection with Spark. He's able to see the bugs that are in fact the heart of the mud creatures and so they are able to free themselves in time to save Deed and company from destruction from gargoyles.

As Wagnard continues his overly-lengthy ceremony for Neese, in Lodoss, the forces of Valis arrive with ships, thus providing transportation to Marmo for the forces of Kanon and Flaim. Queen Shiris also arrives with her dragon riders to provide cover for the united forces as they get ready to invade Marmo.

Having made it out of the swampy woods, Spark and Parn's party suddenly find themselves facing the Ancient Dragon known as Narse, courtesy of Karla.

Thoughts: Spark gets his disease again. "I don't care about anything because Neese is going to get hurt. We loose most of our party, but I don't care because Neese. Neese! A weird forrest with a mind of its own means nothing to me, even if it kill you all. Screw you non-sword fighters because its Neese! NEESE!" What a loser. He needs so many kicks in the butt, it isn't even funny.

The powerful Grey Witch Karla also falls victim to Spark's Disease. "Oh if only I can stop those meddling hero-wannabes, Wagnard won't have to resurrect Kardis." I would have laughed, had I not been tired. Seriously, as if a man who's only goal in life is to be a bloody necromancer would stop that goal just because Karla had done her part to achieve balance. Yeah, whatever.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 22

SPOILER Summary: The attack on Rood begins and Prince Reona's forces are able to easily take down the main gate to allow Spark's party through. As the fight rages, Groder reports that the Kanon Free Army has attacked all four strongholds, something they'd not anticipated since they figured the Kanon forces would wait for the forces from Flaim to arrive before attacking. Ashram respects the strategy and orders a retreat, leaving Pirotess to take care of things at their HQ mansion. Ashram's sole desire is to protect Marmo and his people, thus he will not fight a senseless battle in Rood.

Spark's party gets deep into Rood where Garrack gets Spark's Disease and causes them to run into a large band of goblin troops as well as a large ogre. However, Spark's party is able to defeat their foes and as soon as the last one is down, Parn and Deed arrive on scene. Parn is determined to make it to the Marmo HQ and face Ashram, all of which is observed by Wagnard in Marmo.

Deed and Parn arrive at the mansion to find Pirotess waiting for them. Parn gets a case of Spark's Disease and blindly starts attacking the dark elf before recovering his senses a bit. Using his experience and training, he's able to follow the dark elf's movements, allowing him and Deed to attack, forcing Pirotess to retreat. Once their, Pirotess then escapes, having given Ashram and Groder time to board a ship and escape, where she joins them and the rest of the ship leaving for Marmo.

King Kashue arrives and Spark reports what has happened to him as well as to Neese's parents, the mage Slayn and the cleric Leylia. They understand since Neese was destined to be the "Doorway," thus she was destined to end up in Marmo. Spark requests the use of the remaining ship in port to take his party to Marmo to save Neese and prevent the resurrection of Kardis. Parn decides to join him and the matter is settled.

Meanwhile on Marmo, Karla and Wagnard meet, both having separate plans with Wagnard feeling in control, more so that he knows Karla's plans aren't going well. With that, Karla leaves and Wagnard overcomes Neese's light protection to carry her to be sacrificed.

Thoughts: I love it when CPM/Manga domesticate subtitles to remove any Japanese influence and make up their own. I find it interesting that there was zero consistency when it came to the use of the Japanese honorifics in how the subtitle adaptation dealt with them in different cases ("-san" for person X gets ignored but for person Y, lets use a title like "Sir"). That's another reason why I'm a tad annoyed with FUNimation for "rescuing" the Slayers series, but using CPM's subtitles. But I digress...*sigh*

Anyway, Spark's disease struck at Garrack first, then later at Parn in the attack on Ashram's HQ. Too bad it also struck Ashram, who left a ship for Spark and his company to travel to Marmo in after the majority of Ashram's forces had fled.

This episode also felt uglier to me in art.

Hayate no Gotoku 20

SPOILER Summary: Nagi is dressed for school, which shocks Hayate until he remembers that it is summer vacation. As such, Nagi has big plans to goof off and spend time with Hayate.

As the trio of girls from Katsura-sensei's class pay a visit on their favorite teacher (calling her "Katsura-chan"), Hayate inquires of Maria about an ultimate attack considering the other butlers he's met have one. Nagi decides to help, thinking Hayate wants to be cool in front of her. Despite being annoyed that the two of them would think she knows anything about an ultimate attack, she leads them to the mansion's giant library with sections for Nagi containing manga and game books.

Maria doesn't believe a book on ultimate attacks will be there, but as she leaves, there's a book on ultimate attacks, specifically the Sanzenin Secret Techniques. Maria now recalls the former butler, Himegami-kun, using the book and so Nagi and Hayate decide to start training. Tama is enlisted to help, but as Nagi goes through the books, the attacks all are desperation moves such as if you are on fire or falling off a cliff.

Nagi notices a special attack for making the object of one's affections all "love-love" for you and gets flustered when Hayate wants to read the book for himself. She ends up walking off a cliff, only to fall on Hayate who'd raced with Tama to save her. Realizing the connection between them was already great, Nagi decides she doesn't need the move, but when she learns of Hatate's promise to Hina about learning an ultimate move, Nagi burns the book in a fit of jealousy.

Nagi walks outside the mansion grounds and is arguing with an imaginary Hina-chan when Nishizawa-san arrives, worried about Hayate. They recognize each other and Nagi addresses Nishizawa with various "Hamster" names. This is observed by Hayate and Maria, who'd been concerned for Nagi. Nishizawa decides she and Nagi must battle, which Nagi is just in the mood for. Nishizawa takes Nagi to a karaoke place, which while a nice one, Nagi sees as smaller than a toilet room in her mansion.

Maria and Hayate follow Nishizawa and Nagi to the karaoke place and rent their own box to stay close. Meanwhile, Nishizawa does her first song and only scores 35%. Nagi, despite never having done karaoke before, scores 100%, having professional singing lessons to her credit. Nishizawa isn't done and the fight continues. Sadly, Nishizawa loses every time.

As they leave, Nagi offers to pay for the rental and drinks, but Nishizawa won't be in debt to her rival. Nagi scoffs at the idea of being a true rival of Nishizawa's since they are not even in the same class socially, economically, or any where else. Nagi's security is waiting to take her home, having been notified of her location due to Hayate but before Nagi can leave, Nishizawa challenges her again. Nagi accepts, telling Nishizawa she can come by any time.

Back in the karaoke place, Maria is still singing her heart out while Hayate is ready to call it a night.

Thoughts: Another fun episode. The learning of ultimate attacks was the funniest stuff to me. I can't help but feel so sorry for Nishizawa-san and her unrequited love for Hayate. Still, the way the episode ended, it seemed like Nishizawa and Nagi could actually be friends.

The karaoke singing reminded me of how often seiyuu perform the song tracks for different anime series. Of course that's a win for an anime company because they don't have increased licensing fees for using other people's works. Not only that, but when it comes to licensing out the anime to an R1 company, you don't have the issue that FUNimation had with Kodocha.

References: Feel free to send me any I missed or correct me if I'm wrong. If anyone knows the two manga titles in the library, let me know.

1. When Nagi and Hayate inquire about an ultimate attack, we are given a scan shot of Maria-san in the outfit Bruce Lee wore in Game of Death. It is sorta similar to the one Uma Therman wore in Kill Bill, but in this episode, it is almost certainly from Bruce Lee's movie based on the pose Maria is seen in.
   
2. In the library, when Nagi fantisizes about Hayate in gold armor, that apparently comes from the series Saint Seiya.
3. When discussing the special technique for the fire attack, MAKOTO Shishio from Rurouni Kenshin is the one seen on fire as Nagi reads from the book.
   
4. In the karaoke battle, Nishizawa-san sees Nagi as TSUKISHIMA Kirari-chan from manga and anime series Kirarin Revolution. I've not seen that series, but I'm told Nagi may even be singing the second OP theme from that series.
   

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 21

SPOILER Summary: The dark wizard Wagnard comes and kidnaps Neese from under Spark's nose after Neese allows him to cast a spell protecting himself from Spark's attack. As everyone wanders around with torches, Spark decides to be a moron and pack up and leave for Marmo on his own. He is only prevented by Parn, who convinces him to join the Kanon Free Army and march with Prince Reona to the last remaining Marmo stronghold on the main Lodoss island -- Rood.

On Marmo, Neese is unable to escape since her goddess Marfa cannot muster enough power to penetrate the stronghold of the god Kardis. Wagnard reveals that Doorway Neese must remain pure to revive Kardis, and that the spirit of the high priestess of Kardis resides in Neese -- Naneel. Further, Wagnard reveals his plans to become a necromancer, apparently his life-long dream. Reviving Kardis the Destroyer will allow him to become a necromancer and thus ruler of the dead. This conversation is witnessed by the Grey Witch Karla.

Back in Kanon, the Kanon Free Army marches, lead by Parn and Deed, to meet up with Prince Reona's forces at Rood. Deed notes the angst-filled Spark and points it out to Parn as the army arrives at a hilltop that affords them a view of the distant, dark island of Marmo. Elsewhere, King Kashue's army, haven taken Alania, now march south for Rood to aid Prince Reona. This too is witnessed by Karla.

In Valis, King Etoh's holy warriors have driven Marmo's forces from their lands and King Etoh decides to keep fighting. This is also witnessed by Karla, who wonders where her plans for perfect balance within Lodoss went astray.

At Rood, Prince Reona has a war council where intel has Marmo forces at four major strongholds within Rood. He decides to have his forces attack all four strongholds at once lest Ashram manage to consolidate his forces at a single point. Reona assigns Spark's party to take the center of the city since he has a small force that can move rapidly. Plus, as Deed notes, his party contains a powerful mage, cleric, and a shamanist making them very powerful magically. The plan fixed, the attack will begin first thing in the morning.

That evening, preparations are made and Spark asks for his team to lend him their strength for the upcoming task. This too is noted by Karla.

In Rood, the dark elf Pirotess reports to Ashram that Karla has been seen all over Lodoss. This causes concern and Ashram learns that the Marmo council has decreed Ashram's forces must hold Rood at all costs but they haven't revealed their plans to Ashram. As such, Ashram orders Pirotess to prepare as many ships as she can. Ashram realizes that there are more forces working against him than just the forces of Kanon, Valis, or Flaim. As such, he plans to see what Wagnard is up to himself.

The next day dawns and Spark's party gears up to do the job they've been tasked with.

Thoughts: It was so nice of Neese to be held willingly by Wagnard as he casts his spell at Spark. How about a counter spell, Neese? No? Maybe you could thrash around, even head-butt Wagnard so that he's unable to cast his spell. What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. You're having a relapse of Spark's Disease. My bad, Neese-sama.

Gah. This is what I dislike about clichéd shounen titles. Then there's Spark's whole angst, which while I'm not opposed to angst, it just is so clichéd here and as such, annoying. And it gets more annoying when Spark then says something stupid like, "Please lend me your strength" to his party, and of course they are all oh so proud of the smeg head.

Still, I cannot deny a small level of interest here in the main story. In the hands of better writers to lift this from the shounen bonds, this wouldn't be a bad fantasy tale.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 20

SPOILER Summary: As the dark wizard Wagnard lays his plans, Spark's party meets with Parn and Deed (Leaf having some hero-worship of Deed). As Parn begins to update Spark on world events, the narrator takes over and we learn that King Kashue managed to finally kill Duke Raster at the Alania capital of Allan, thus ensuring Alania's surrender and Kashue's forces can now be directed at Marmo. King Etoh also decided to bring Valis into the fight officially and declared a holy war and using powerful magic, made his troops holy warriors.

Parn enlists the aid of Spark and some of his party as they ambush a convoy of Marmo supplies, beating off the reinforcements that also arrived on the scene. Returning to the Kanon Free Army fort, Neese notices Spark is injured and insists he allow her to treat it. This is noticed by several in Spark's party, including Leaf and Ryna, who arrange for the two to be alone. When Spark and Neese return, Ryna and Leaf set upon Neese, wanting to know all that happened while Garrack teases Spark about it, much to Spark's dismay and Aldo's over-protective irritation.

At the feast that night, Leaf and Ryna have dressed Neese up. Deed recognizes romance when she sees it and decides that she and Parn have not danced in ages. They dance and the group gets Spark to dance with Neese. Later in the night, Spark and Neese are again alone and Neese tells him of her happiness. As they talk, the full moon goes red and Wagnard arrives and kidnaps Neese under Spark's nose.

Thoughts: Well, looks like the writers needed to get Spark and Neese a real romance going since there hadn't been one before (or not much). I don't mind romance at all, so even if a tad forced, it was fine. I liked how Parn and Deed still are very much in love after all this time though.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 19

SPOILER Summary: Spark and company arrive at Marmo-occupied Kanon and plot their strategy to get to the island of Marmo. Taking the mountain path, the group eventually arrives at the remains of a village, which has been completely destroyed. Doing some investigating in the ruins, they are attacked by a giant lizard creature which Spark destroys.

Taking shelter in a nearby cave for the evening, Leaf has brought fresh fruit for the party to eat. Spark and Greevus are on guard duty above the cave when Neese comes to assist. Spark only wants her to be protected when they are attacked by Daybreak Mercenaries -- a group lead by a human and consisting mainly of goblins.

As the fight continues, Spark and Aldo race around to try to get behind the mercenary forces with Neese joining them. The leader of the mercenaries sees this and with some goblins, pursues them. They trap them when the ground ends at a cliff's edge. Spark wants Neese to flee but she won't. Spark takes down some goblins and Aldo puts the rest to sleep. The leader decides to bring in an ogre, who knocks Aldo aside despite his Shield spell. Spark again tries to get Neese to flee and he foolishly attacks, only to get knocked back. Neese still won't flee and indeed, casts a powerful spell that not only shields herself and Spark, but knocks the giant ogre off his feet.

Spark refuses to thank Neese for saving his life, instead he continues to demand she flee. Eventually she managed to get through his blind stupidity and so he agrees to work with her. She casts a binding spell on the ogre and Spark slays it. The leader of the mercenaries flees and the rest of Spark's group joins him. They find a large amount of supplies that the mercenaries had and Spark finally thanks Neese for saving his life. Before they can enjoy some food, they are attacked by the Kanon Free Army lead by Parn.

Thoughts: How come when Aldo casts a sleep spell, there always seems to be one or two to get away and make commentary? Regardless, the clichéd shounen stuff with Spark is a little much for me to swallow at times.

Hayate no Gotoku 19

SPOILER Summary: Nagi is in her rec room watching a horror movie. She remarks to Hayate and Maria that she'll apparently die if she doesn't show the movie to two other people within one week. Hayate freaks because its the same curse as in "the circular movie." This causes Nagi and and Maria to laugh at the absurdity of it and as the narrator begins to say what the actual name of the movie is, Hayate stops him.

At the video store, Wataru is annoyed with Nagi having a video out late again. He notes that the circular movie is gone from the shelf as his maid Saki enters the store. However, Saki seems a bit depressed about something.

At Nagi's place, Maria and Hayate discuss things like spirits out in the yard. Maria has some watermelon and as the two eat, Hayate learns that Nagi is currently working on a new manga. Wataru joins them. He tells them that Nagi has some overdue videos and when Hayate remarks on the strange horror movie they watched, Wataru states that the copy Nagi has is a fake one (whether that means bootleg or not, I can't tell). As they continue to talk, Hayate notices that Maria gets frightened by the turn of the conversation.

Wataru tells them of Saki's depression. He reveals that Saki had recently turned 20 which Hayate reflects will mean that her Coming of Age Ceremony is coming in a year. Wataru thinks back to a conversation he had with Saki about that very topic and his promise to buy her a furisode. He didn't do it and now her birthday has come and gone. Hayate asks Maria when her Coming of Age Ceremony will be, then remembers that she's only 17, especially when Maria gets very annoyed about his thinking she's older than 17.

Back home, Wataru asks Saki about her depression and wonders if it is because he forgot to give her a present. Saki says it isn't but reveals that no one did anything for her on her birthday, leading to more guilt on Wataru's part. He rushes to consult with Nagi, who attacks him when he rudely states that no one would want to buy her a present. Hayate is glad to see the two of them playing together and goes to make tea. Wataru tells Nagi he wants to buy a furisode so she provides a store for him, thinking he's wanting to buy Isumi something.

When asked about the price, Nagi remarks that its cheaper than two Ferrari's. This stuns Wataru, who wonders what kind of clothing would be worth one such car. Nagi replies that the chair she attacked him with earlier cost more and that he's worthless if he can't spend the required money for the girl he wants to buy a gift for. She offers him a briefcase full of cash since officially they are engaged.

Elsewhere, Hayate is dazzled by the brightness of how clean everything is. He's also surprised to see all the roach traps that she's laid down. She's apparently afraid of cockroaches. What do you know, but from a well, a human-sized roach appears and attacks the house.

Saki is on a bench and happy that Wataru was concerned for her birthday, and thinks of how her grandmother didn't even call. Her grandmother, KIJIMA Rei, is apparently famous and Saki traveled with her on adventures all over the world as a child (Saki's parents are missing). Getting lost in the Sahara, they are rescued by Enkyou and Saki enters Wataru's service. Of course Wataru was better than Saki at everything despite his young age.

Back at Nagi's place, the giant cockroach is on the move and Hayate flees with Maria, vowing to protect her. Nagi's defense droids are unable to take the giant creature down and as it moves back in on Hayate and Maria, Hayate's attack is thwarted by the pendant he received from Nagi's grandfather. As such, Maria faces her fears and stands up to the giant cockroach, causing it to back down. It returns to the mansion where it runs into Isumi, who'd just arrived. She destroys the creature quite easily.

Nagi comes out about all the noise and seeing Isumi, learns that Wataru hasn't talked to her yet. So she sends Isumi to Wataru's place because he has a gift for her. When she arrives, Wataru has a choice to make, especially since the yukata he ended up purchasing for Saki is one that Isumi really likes. Instead, he gives her a DVD set which pleases her a great deal and Saki gets the yukata, which was all Wataru could afford since he wouldn't take Nagi's money. With that, he and Saki as well as Hayate, Maria, and Nagi head to a summer festival, the girls all wearing yukata's.

Thoughts: Another enjoyable and fun episode, though I wish I knew all the parody references. I was surprised to see the pendant again because I'd forgotten about it, even though I had thought when it was given to Hayate, it would be a plot element of some point. I don't know that there will be anything made of the pendant but it was interesting that it showed up now.

References: There were several (as always) but it is always difficult to catch them all. So I will only note the ones I know. The ones I don't know will be added later IF someone provides me the answer.

1. The horror movie at the beginning of the episode is clearly a parody of the Japanese horror movie Ringu.
2. There's a Miss Pac-Man game in Nagi's room on the floor cushion with the movie and some other items.
3. Saki's grandmother looks a lot like main character from the manga (and forthcoming anime) Kamen no Maid Guy. Saki's grandmother solves a mystery Conan-style and the accused looks a lot like Conan from Detective Conan.
   
4. The Jet Stream Attack used by Nagi's defense droids comes right out of Mobile Suit Gundam. Apparently, there were three guys there known as the Black Tri-Stars who used this attack (presumably with their Gundam units, but then I've never seen any of those shows).
5. The DVD boxed set that Wataru-kun gave to Isumi-san was for the live-action tokusatsu series Choukou Senshi Changèrion. That is the actual DVD set cover too.
6. HIMURA Kenshin and KIMIYA Kaoru from Rurouni Kenshin are at the summer festival watching the fireworks at the end of the episode.
   

I Have a Spam Blog

Gah! Somehow, Google's automated system felt this is a spam blog, which means writing a real entry is nigh on impossible with the word verification tool set up. So I can't save my blog drafts any more. I can only publish them immediately. Nice.

This kind of thing wouldn't annoy me except that as I look at Google bragging on their spam prevention, I laugh, knowing there are TONS of true spam blogs out there and that there are robots that go out and try to post responses in every blog they can to get traffic to their own sight.

I'm not above mentioning my blog to others, especially for things like the new You're Under Arrest! Full Throttle news that I have, or the news about the rumored new Slayers feature. That's providing a service. I don't go spamming it all over the place though.

*sigh*

Well, Google will now dispatch someone to investigate the blog personally. Meanwhile, it only took me just under a minute using the "Next Blog" link feature to find a porno-spam blog. That's quality for ya.

Additional: And I noticed I keep hitting variations of "You Tube Top Videos" which are all spam blogs as far as I'm concerned. They all have identical setups, lots of ads, and clearly are designed to be a cheap revenue generator. But I have the spam blog.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 18

SPOILER Summary: Marmo's attack on Valis to steal the Staff of Life is going on as Neese races to the temple. She heals a wounded cleric before entering the temple, which is observed by the Dark Wizard Wagnard in his lair in Marmo. Since Neese is the Doorway and the Staff of Life and the Soul Crystal Ball are both keys to Wagnard summoning the Destroyer known as Kardis. Wagnard is questioned about this by the Grey Witch Karla. She suspects he wishes to become a necromancer rather than seek the balance between good and evil which is her plan.

Neese, infected with Spark's Disease, races in only to find three Dark Elves stealing the staff and then disappearing. Of course, Marmo people are waiting for Neese, lead by Jay, and just when it seems too late, Spark arrives. He battles Jay's men off, which irritates Jay. So Jay uses claws to fight Spark. Sadly for Jay, he becomes infected with Spark's Disease and rushes at Spark to make a finishing blow with his claws, apparently forgetting that Spark has a longsword. Thus ends Jay.

Wagnard attempts to gate Neese to himself as Spark stands there doing nothing expect call Neese's name. When the first attempt releases her, he finally decides, "You know, maybe I should move and catch her, since she was floating in the air." Only after he catches her does Wagnard make his second attempt. Naturally, Spark is not enough and fortunately his crew arrives. Garrack holds Spark, who's holding Neese, in an attempt to anchor them down. Its not enough, so the cleric Greevus and the mage Aldo cast spells to attempt to counter Wagnard's spell. Leaf and Ryna give their support by calling out the names of those doing real work. Yes, cheerleaders are so very important.

Nothing is working until Spark starts calling Neese's name, which she hears and responds to. She becomes conscious and casts a powerful light spell which counters Wagnard's dark spell, forcing him to release her. The group returns to their room where Greevus heals Spark. Since Neese is determined to go to Marmo, Spark vows to protect her and go anyway, despite the danger and despite the fact that this will be a violation of his orders. His companions are so touched by this that they agree to come along as well. After reporting this to King Etoh, he gives them a ship to take to Kanon and then ponders his own next move.

Thoughts: Spark's Disease, the name I've chosen to describe ramped stupidity, is far too common in this title. So not only does it cause folks to do dumb things, it also causes people to just stand around and watch while bad things happen. Well, that's not totally true. It causes people to scream out the name of the person needing help, as if calling their name will help. No wonder it is so hard for me to watch this bloody title.

By the way, if Wagnard can gate a person to himself, as he attempted to do with Neese, then why couldn't he just gate the two magical artifacts to himself? It certainly would save a lot of time. Ooops! Spark's Disease!

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 17

SPOILER Summary: Lodoss is now with the Alanian-Marmo alliance taking over most of the east cost (and the island of Marmo of course). Flaim and Valis control two sections in the center of Lodoss and are fighting against the Alanian-Marmo allianace. The kingdom of Moss in the southwest section of Lodoss is currently in a civil war. In there, the dragon riders known as Dragon Eyes are lead by Duke Redrick and Queen Shiris and reunification of Moss is expected soon.

Elsewhere, King Kashue of Flaim has forces in the kingdom of Alania at Novice and have engaged Duke Raster's forces there. The Alania forces are winning the fight as they'd been able to predict how Kashue would send reinforcements. Raster is only interested in defeating Kashue and ruling Lodoss. For his part, Kashue is asking how the battle could be going so poorly for them when they have such a superior army. A quick strategy session has Kashue going to fight Raster's own forces on their rear while Flaim's mercenary units will come to the front to relieve the young Flaim troops.

Kashue and his cavalry unit ride to engage Raster directly. Raster offers a reward to anyone in his larger support force to anyone who can kill Kashue. Kashue and his cavalry charge in, avoiding all the bolts fired from enemy crossbows. Seeing his lack of fear of death causes the crossbowmen to waver somewhat, leading the lance-men to advance to defend against the cavalry charge. King Kashue, still leading the charge, has his horse leap over the defending lance-men. Some troops attempt to defend against Kashue, but he slaughters them so easily that moral begins to sink among the Alania troops. Duke Raster, seeing this, panics and flees, causing his army to panic and flee as well. Raster's armies are forced to retreat to their capital where Kashue sends them envoys (lead by the wizard Slayn) to ask for Raster's surrender. Raster states he will only surrender if Kashue and his armies return to Flaim, which amounts to no surrender at all and it is delaying Kashue from turning his attentions south to Marmo.

In Valis, Spark's group is waiting for his return as it is nearly time for the banquet. Spark finally returns and tells them of his encounter with Jay, who states he can take Spark and his group to Kanon if they meet him by the bridge that night. The group reasons that since this Jay is from Marmo, he must have a military ship nearby, but that could only mean that Marmo is planning to attack Valis. The attack, they reason, could be designed for them to acquire the Staff of Life.

Spark isn't certain about this since revealing Jay's presence to King Etoh would reveal that they'd technically violated their orders regarding the Crystal Ball. Plus, all they have are theories. Neese arrives and upon hearing the news, agrees that this is all theory, but it could be true. She suggests telling Etoh, but the now very depressed Spark leaves to exercise with his sword. The group continues to discuss Spark and how he's lost his way over violating the orders and possibly causing problems with the Flaim-Valis alliance. Since Spark has no proof of Marmo involvement, Spark feels a failure as a knight.

Neese comes to Spark and states that randomly swinging a sword in frustration isn't training and talks with him about the situation. Seeing his extreme stupidity, she cheerfully leaves him to whatever decision he makes. Spark returns just in time for the banquet, to learn that Neese did not return to the group. The group feels she went to get the Staff of Life to protect it from Marmo and prevent the Destroyer from doing his work. Realizing a tiny bit of his stupidity, Spark races to consult with King Etoh. He confesses to him as Sparks group gears up.

The temple where the Staff of Life is held is under attack and Spark's companions arrive with Spark's sword while Neese also races to the temple.

Thoughts: Well, I don't have much to say. Things happened and that's about it. Spark needs his you know what kicked repeatedly.

Record of Lodoss War (TV) 16

SPOILER Summary: Spark's company arrives at the holy city of Valis, which is ruled by the king-priest Etoh. The city is hard pressed and looking for assistance from other places. Spark delivers his message to the king, who tells Spark that if he hasn't recovered the treasure (Soul Crystal Ball), King Kashue's orders are for him to return to the kingdom of Flaim. Spark is unhappy by this, but in a meeting before they have to attend a banquet, Spark is talked into at least checking out the docks of the city as they know the Soul Crystal Ball has to be delivered and head to the enemy country of Kanon.

With Neese remaining behind to visit with King Etoh, Spark's group heads to the docs. Ryna suggests they let the rumor slip that they are looking for a ship heading to Kanon and so the group heads to a tavern/inn. The group starts eating and when Spark protests, Ryna takes matters into her own hands to get the rumor going by giving the landlord a gem as incentive. Then she tells the group they have to head to other taverns to ensure the word is spread.

Meanwhile, King Etoh and Neese discuss the other great treasure, the Staff of Life. Etoh reveals that an attempt was made to steal it, but that wasn't successful. Relieved the staff is safe, Neese plans to go all the way to Marmo if she has to, for Spark's sake as well as other reasons (such as staying out of the hand of a dark wizard).

As the sun sets, Spark's group has had no luck, but his companions are proud of Spark nonetheless. They are about to leave when a group of men challenge them, wanting to know if they are truly wishing to be mercenaries for Marmo. When Spark confirms this, the men turn out to be sailors of Valis who are determined to not allow Marmo's ranks to swell any further. Aldo casts a sleep spell which puts some to sleep and some to be dazed for a moment. Spark's group flees, but the dwarf cleric Greevus begins to fall behind, forcing Spark to order the large warrior Garrack to help him fend off the sailors until Greevus can get away.

Spark and Garrack do their part, but soon are surrounded as their attack have not been to harm or kill their opponents. Leaf returns and summons Will o' Wisps to help them escape, having to tell them to do so since they were too stupid to know an opportunity to escape when one presented itself. The trio split up with Spark fleeing down an alley and a young man in black named Jay offers him a hiding place. Spark's stupidity prevents him from doing anything until the last possible moment. His rescuer turns out to be someone who can get him to Marmo


Thoughts: Man, this title has been hard for me to watch, mainly because it doesn't keep my interest. So why keep watching? To write a proper review of course.

Anyway, while I suppose the series is not without some interest, the sheer stupidity of the characters at times combined with that unrealistic, "Oh Spark! You're such a great guy!" is what makes me ill. Still, I suppose there's naught to do but press on with the final 10 episodes.

Negima!? 19

SPOILER Sumary: Negi is teaching class in the magic world, which his class finds strange since they should be trying to escape this world. Nekane has also joined the class and because she forgot her homework, looks for a traditional Japanese school punishment to inflict upon herself.

Elsewhere, Eva and Takahata-sensei are dressed in tea ceremony clothing with Chachamaru to eat their instant ramen and having an argument over how long to let the noodles sit in hot water when Negi arrives to let them know that the entire class turned into suka form. In suka form, the girls are all like very little girls meaning Negi has to babysit until they return to normal form. This results in Negi's staff being broken among other things. Force to assist are Eva and and Chachamaru with Nekane also helping. Motsu gets some abuse from the suka girls and Nekane gets Negi to have some fun.

At day's end, all the girls return to normal to observe a worn out Negi. Of course then that evening, Chachamaru, Eva, and Nekane turn into suka mode.

Thoughts: The OP theme was three minutes in length. Egad! I knew we'd have a "filler" episode for sure (not that the whole series hasn't been a sort of filler). Motsu is about the only real funny part of the title at this point.

Negima!? 18

SPOILER Summary: Motsu and Shichimi come across Nekane and wonder if she's going to ask them what she always asks them as the Black Rose Baron. Nekane doesn't seem to know what they are talking about. Meanwhile, Setsuna and Konoka are talking with Takahata-sensei, who knew the identity of the Black Rose Baron all along and they've decided that the class won't reveal that they know Nekane's alternate identity. Elsewhere, Eva is having a similar conversation with Negi. They will wait for Nekane to make her move as to why she's using the disguise.

At dinner, Asuna decides to get closer to Nekane and brings up the Black Rose Baron to the classes' dismay. She doesn't take Setsuna and Konoka's warning seriously, so they appeal to Takahata-sensei as the only one who could bring Asuna under control because she used to have a crush on him. Of course, she's moved on to other things, her current interest being the giant Bonge-Bonge, which Eva and Takahata call "Catherine." Setsuna decides she needs to write this down in a memo to herself.

Asuna and Negi come to the Night Duty room, which Nekane has turned into her old room from Wales. Asuna starts looking around, but is soon called away with Negi by Konoka. They ditch her in the courtyard where Takahata-sensei is waiting. She slaps the tar out of him, but turns out it was a fly she was trying to kill. Takahata tries to set a mood, but Asuna is only interested in discussing Nekane.

Mission 2 is to get Asuna distracted by the Bonge-Bonge and after tying her in bed, they try to find it without success. Before, it wandered around constantly. Now, nothing. So, its time to try to get her distracted with the Chupacabra. That creature doesn't exist in this world, so Konoka has ordered a Mechacabra from Hakase. Its up to Negi to drive it. However, its never been tested before and the first test ends in an explosion of fireworks, forcing Negi to parachute back to the ground.

Asuna has escaped her bonds and while a parachuting Negi attempts to warn her of the Darkness, its too late. An alarm is raised and while Nekane heads to the bathroom, the girls with her head outside. Negi attempts to activate Setsuna and Konoka's powers, but draws Suka worthless cards instead. Only Nodoka, Yue, and Paru attempt to actually save Asuna, but in the end, the Black Rose Baron has to save Asuna. The Baron dispatches most of the Darkness, leaving the last to Negi.

A grateful Asuna ruses up to the Baron and the girls think that she's going to let the Baron know that they know its really Akane. Instead, Asuna wants to borrow the Baron's costume which it seems was her only interest in the Baron from the get-go. The Baron agrees to consider it.

Thoughts: I just realized, there hasn't been near enough Chachazero in this anime.

Motsu's "...in a good way" catch phrase kept getting 'borrowed' by others to his annoyance. It wasn't so much funny, but I did find it amusing somehow. However, the funniest moment to me was Setsuna suddenly needed to take a memo about the Bonge-Bonge. I don't know why that made me laugh so, but it did.

Negima!? 17

Note: I'll be picking this up from FUNimation. If I can score some advanced copy of the DVD release from them, I'll make sure to get a review of that up. ^_^

SPOILER summary: The Black Rose Baron tries to wake Motsu and Shichimi, wondering if this is enough. But they are out cold.

Asuna and Konoka head to the bath to discover a strange woman there. Turns out, it is Nekane, Negi's "oneechan." Turns out she was transported there.

Motsu is making a statement and is in disguise, this time as the Black Lily Baron Potato. Shichimi isn't interested and Makie sees him and addresses him as "Dad." However, he still doesn't understand why she's doing that and when he blows her off, she gets offended and leaves all upset, saying she hates her dad.

Elsewhere, Asuna and group are out hunting. Zazie is exploring and sees that Nekane has Negi sleeping on her knee and when some Darkness starts to form. Nekane quickly destroys it without Negi even knowing. Zazie reports this to her team, who agree there's something strange here. Asuna is all interested in catching the Bonge-Bonge (whatever that is), so that leave Setsuna and Konoka to do some investigating of Nekane. They tail her for a while and see her do odd, silly things, but nothing evil.

Kaede, Fuku, Fumika, and Ku Fei let slip what Zazie saw Nekane do. Negi thinks Nekane didn't tell him about the Darkness because she didn't want him to worry.

Elsewhere, Motsu attempts to make up for upsetting Makie and brings a pastry. She rejects it because she's on a diet. He gets upset and says he hates his daughter. Makie asks the narrator if she went to far and is a failure, which he says she isn't. Ayaka arrives and tells Makie she is a failure, which naturally leads to her distress.

Setsuna and Konoka have tailed Nekane to the kitchen. Konoka briefly gets distracted by smelling Konoka's shampoo. They see Nekane summon a rapier and it appears she's about to attack Satsuki but before Setsuna can counter, Nekane has simply speared some food with her sword.

At the tea ceremony, Motsu is filling in for Chachamaru in preparing and serving tea for Eva and Takahata. The tea is very salty and Eva is not happy to learn the salt is coming from Motsu's tears (at failing with Makie). Chachamaru is out feeding the birds and one dark bird she observes until it leaves and then turns into Darkness as it hits a window where Ako, Chizuru, and Chao are. They notify Negi and others of the Darkness attack and they along with Nekane come running.

Negi arrives with several of the girls as Chao and Chizuru are keeping Ako from being swallowed up. Ku Fei is up to provide power with her card, but unfortunately, it is the worthless comedy Suka card. Black Rose Baron arrives and aids Negi in defeating the Darkness. Black Rose Baron leaves a black rose behind and Konoka reveals to him that Nekane is the Black Rose Baron.

Thoughts: I was just noticing how this episode had moments of just plain awful animation. There may have been bad moments before, but I really noticed them this time.

As to the episode, the moment Nekane showed up, I said, "We have our Black Rose Baron." Well, its not like this anime is geared toward high HQ types. Motsu as the Black Lily Baron Potato was mildly humorous. The ongoing gag of Makie calling him "dad" wasn't funny until Motsu did the tea ceremony for Eva and Takahata. That was the only point in the episode where I laughed. But the ongoing gag of Makie being a worthless nobody hasn't made me laugh yet.

Nekane Springfield
Black Lily Baron Potato (Motsu)

ANB is 38!

Egad! How did that happen? More here.


That's OK. I spent part of the day with Yakumo-chan.

I was reading my School Rumble manga, OK? Perverts. ^_~

Hayate no Gotoku 18

SPOILER Summary: Its time for the beach and Nagi pays for most of the characters we've met from her school to head to Hakuou Academy's Hakuou Island for "beach classes." Hina doesn't come (hates planes) and Isumi gets lost (of course). While Maria doesn't come, Klaus and Tama do, even if they mostly sleep.

At the island is the butler Schmidt hen Bach, who wants them to have good memories. After everyone gets their assigned rooms (based on who they know and their personalities), it is time for swimming. Everyone is in their school uniforms and Schmidt decides to make their summer memories good by showing up in the Zambot 3 mecha unit (which he identifies as the Synchronized Swimming Manipulation Machine) and forcing everyone to synchronized swimming.

After swimming, Schmidt is again up to his old tricks. This time he arrives in the LANCELOT mecha unit to change everyone from their school swimsuits to something sexy. The costumes are naturally purely for fanservice, which meets with mixed feelings among the girls.

Lunchtime has Schmidt serving. However, this time he decides to serve live alligator, which of course has no intention of being eaten. Then after lunch, most of the group swimming in the ocean is swallowed up by a whale. This really irritates the people, so when they try to leave at supper from the banquet Schmidt has prepared, he won't allow it. Instead, he has creatures or villains from various titles (including horror) attack the guests. Hayate goes through several transformations as he battles, including a DBZ one. In the end, the guests all leave.

On the plane ride home, people notice that they aren't flying home. Katsura-sensei tries to find out what is going on, only to discover that Schmidt is flying the planes to a mountain resort, determined to give them all good summer memories.

Thoughts: Have I mentioned how much I enjoy this anime? Heck, they even make a jab at people like me who grab screen captures. *lol* However, I rarely go for the work required to get some of these screen captures of the fanserviced girls (which requires taking multiple screenshots and splicing them together to get the full picture). I still haven't found the butlers who who "master" their masters to be funny.

While this is clearly a fanservice episode, it is also a parody of the typical fanservice episodes in anime or manga. It is so over the top that I found it humorous.

Again, we get some filler, this time in the form of Maria interviewing a couple of bodyguards for Sakuya to find out what they are like for the audience. And of course, there's the filler whenever they cut to Hina and we have our standard cameo by Nishizawa-san.

References:

These are the other anime references that I was able to get, or were given to me by others. Even then, I still don't have them all so if you see one I missed, let me know (these could be updated as I find more).

1. I'm told that on the plane, the 2007-dated manga magazine that Nonohara is reading on the plane (Fan Road) has the same cover as the April 2001 issue with some of the cast of Naruto on it (with different colored hair).
   
2. Kero-chan plushie from Cardcaptor Sakura appears in one of the rooms (different colored) as does a plushie from Moe-tan (Ah-kun).
3. Schmidt uses the Zanbot 3 mecha unit from Muteki Chōjin Zanbot 3 (with different colors) and launches its famous "Moon Attack." He wears the helmet of the character Kappei Jin.
   
4. Schmidt uses the LANCELOT mecha from Code Geass (with different colors). However, the cockpit is one from an EVA mecha unit from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. He wears the red A10 clips that Asuka wore in that NGE.
   
5. The whale swallowing up several students is an old theme, going back to the Bible and the book of Jonah (the great fish). It also shows up in children's stories like Pinocchio. However, I'm informed that in the MÄR anime (episode 56 to be precise), the whale-shaped, Fastitocalon guardian ÄRM swallows that series' character named Dorthy. The Hayate scene inside the whale parodies the scene from MÄR.
   
6. During the attack of the monsters from various horror titles, Hayate first turns into Seiya from Saint Seiya. Then he turns into Kinnikuman from Kinnikuman. Finally, he turns into a Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z. Nonohara is forced to fight Jason from the Friday the 13th franchise, Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street, and Domo-kun, who's the mascot for the NHK TV station.
7. I'm told the preview for episode 19 is started the way Lucky Star's previews are started (with the phrase used).
8. The use of the phrase "Release!" at the end of the preview is the way all Cardcaptor Sakura previews ended (that being Sakura-chan's final word when activating her key-staff).
   

You're Under Arrest! Full Throttle

Not much, but here's a scan from Afternoon Magazine regarding the new anime called You're Under Arrest! Full Throttle (thanks Juanc70).


Those with Japanese knowledge are welcome to help with the translating this (if I find someone to translate this, I'll update it). I do know that all of the original seiyuu from the earlier series have returned so that's great news. The new character designs will take some getting used to.

OK FUNimation, you need to license You're Under Arrest! 2 big time (and you can pick up You're Under Arrest! in America as well).

Edit (02 August 2006): I forgot that back in June, CuSO4 reported this:

July issues of both Animedia and Newtype said that the storyline of new TV series happened right after the last TV series : Natsumi will come back from the special duty unit to Bokuto Traffic Department to partner with Miyuki again. No new photo is available.

In July, he reported this:

More info in the August issue of Newtype : cast will be the same as previous series.

Tsujimoto Natsumi : Tamagawa Sakiko
Kobayashi Miyuki : Hiramatsu Akiko
Nikaido Yoriko : Kozakura Etsuko
Aoi Futaba : Matsumoto Rika
Nakajima Ken : Shimada Bin

Since this is getting so many hits at the moment, I thought I'd give you all the info I have. ^_^

Update (3 August 2007): AnimeNewsService reports this:

Natsumi has undergone special forces training with the JSDF, meanwhile Miyuki has gone to America to learn scientific criminal investigation (forensics) with the Los Angeles police department. When they come together again with their new skills what will be the outcome?

Still looking for more.

Update (6 August 2007): CuSO4 translates the above image:

New TV anime series Taiho Shichauzo Full Throttle to be broadcast in fall atTBS and BS-i.

Miyuki is learning profiling skills in US while Natsumi is training in the self-defenese force.

The strongest combination in the Bokutou Police Station comes back after pretty, but over-power up themselves.

First episode will be about Miyuki meeting a boy on the plane from US back to Japan. The boy's reason for going to Japan will cause some big troubles......

I had Miwa-sensei looking into it, so if she adds more, I'll add that too.

Update (11 August 2007): Miwa-sensei basically confirms everything above and adds that there will be more information in the next issue of Afternoon Magazine. I will be blogging the series, so click the "You're Under Arrest" tag-link below to get you to all the reviews I've done thus far.

Ah! My Goddess Ch. 225 *SPOILERS*

Thanks to GMT for the scans.

Summary: Megumi sleeps on Keiichi's leg as he and Belldandy sit on the porch. Keiichi thinks about how Megumi has grown up and wonders if he's of any use. Belldandy assures him he is. Skuld decides that Megumi just needs to forget those things that caused her pain and rushes off while Belldandy tells Keiichi that they are needed for growth. Urd agrees with this to a degree but also states that such things can be chains, leading K1 to think she might do something useful.

Urd has created a pill and places it into hot water to cause Megumi to forget. Meanwhile Megumi is starting to come around and wants water. Belldandy goes to get some water and K1 asks her to make persimmon tea for Megumi's hangover. She uses the pot of water Urd doctored to make the tea. Skuld challenges Urd as to what she did, believing Urd's medicine would make bad memories good. Urd's medicine did no such thing as she created Synalon Z to block synapse. Skuld reveals that this was what she actually thought Urd did.

Urd is not happy with Skuld's smug attitude as Skuld reveals that her memory eraser is a targeted one. She calls it Kaiba Select Eraser Whitey V and it is in the shape of a dophin ("kaiba" can mean "hippocampus" or "sea horse" in Japanese). This leads to a debate over Japanese (Kanji can be pronounced different ways or sound the same but mean something different). Urd decides to check out Skuld's invention more and ends up turning it to max and setting it off. There is an explosion and when K1 awakens, he's gripping Urd's breast. However, he has no idea who she is or who he is.

Thoughts: Sadly, this story is not proving all that interesting. I didn't want to see K1 getting sexually aroused because Megumi has breast. Ugh! The battle between Urd and Skuld -- been there, done that WAY too many times. I'm not sure what to expect over K1 losing his memories but as usual, I'll wait and see what happens.